Renata
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Famous Geek Quotes
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internet
"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"
"1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d"
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"
"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code."
"The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be."
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."
"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."
"Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are."
"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell."
"To go forward, you must backup."
"A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting."
"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
"Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something."
"Be nice to geeks when you're in school, you might end-up working for one when you grow-up."
"Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code."
